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Cocky and funny dating profile

* (slow down when walking with her so you’re behind) Just checking out your arse! * We can have fun but please don’t touch * You know I work on this body very hard; I go to the gym twice a week, well mainly for sex in the hot tub. Well, you just wetted your lips, but forget it, I am not on your menu tonight.

As an experiment, I (and probably several hundred other guys) am switching my profile over to this one (with a few small modifications) for the next week or so, to see what impact it has on the level of interest I receive.

The profile I’ve had up for the last 6 months has been doing very well – I receive anywhere from 10 – 20 winks and/or emails on a daily basis.

With that said, if I come off as an ass I probably should...

and if I say something completely random to you that comes straight out of left field, it's probably me screwing around with you.

I specialize in buried treasure, Rum, and making all the scalawags walk to plank.

If your interested in the high seas I am the irate pirate that you'd be looking for...

There’s been a contest running the past few weeks over The Blackdragon Blog for readers to submit their online dating profiles and have them judged by a panel of real-life women actively engaged in the dating market, with the winner taking a $300 prize.

The contest concluded today, and the 3 most popular profiles were announced, and given out on the site.

I’m way cooler than my geeky friends and way geekier than my cool friends. I’m currently helping businesses design websites to get more customers. I’m very laid back, fun, and easy to get along with.

I have a lot of really interesting friends who make my life all that much better.

Basically: You better love to have fun, or we won’t get along. Also I watched my sister get her heart broken many times, and this made me realize how important it is to treat a woman right.